Vida Guerra - I Love Stretchy Pants
I Love Stretchy Pants, but not on Vida Guerra. The stretchy pant is a double edged sword, it can highlight perfect globes but at the same time disguise the forces of chocolate and cheese burgers. These pants act as an ass push up bra, selling you something completely different than what you thought you paid for.
There is a major difference between a nice big booty and a natural disaster just waiting to happen. Vida falls into the later of these two categories. If this mud slide were released from it's lycra confines, an innocent bystander could be seriously injured.
The trick to identifying the danger zone, is to ignore the north and south and pay particular attention to the east and west. If you take a close look at the last pic below, there is clear outward movement to the left and right of the cheeks. This is a huge WARNING label and if found one should stay as far away as possible in order to protect against potential fall out...
Previously: Vida Guerra Always Dresses Classy
posted by Manny @ 10:02 PM
25 comments
25 Comments:
she can put it on me anytime!
Whoever wrote the filler is stupid. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that ass. Go stare at Paris Hilton's bony butt if you don't like it! Leave a real ass to us men.
If you dont like the way her ass looks in those pants....then you must be half a fag!
You might be the biggest queer to walk the planet!
That ass is da shiznit!!!
Those pants aren't even strechy, they are loose, ya frakin idiot, I know what you mean by tight pants holdin in ass and when you take em off, its something different, but cmon now, you havent seen vida in a thong.. its perfection
no matter what anyone says she gots blaaaadow. i could only imagine what her mexi nuggets smell like after a nice deuce. for your info i'm not german or japanese. i'd hit it though. FDAU(face down ass up)
dat azz is fab not flab you fuckin fag !!!
Vida is a gift from God to show us men that we need to work our ass off very hard to have a babe like her. How can somebody like you be so blasphemous about god's gift to humans???
Are you fucking kidding me? That's a perfect, healthy, sexy body.
That's an ass to be worshipped...
she can show that ass anytime!
http://www.freewebtown.com/skidpics/keyra%20agustina/index.htm
Anonymous said...
Whoever wrote the filler is stupid. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that ass. Go stare at Paris Hilton's bony butt if you don't like it! Leave a real ass to us men....
Have you seen the pictures of Paris' butt? Its actually fat and flabby.
man you are a disgrace.
hand in your player card biach.
They're right. First and foremost those pants offer no support. Secondly, you're gay.
I would love to take a bite of that ass. Damn, why can't all women be like that....?
It's difficult to add to the above comments, nearly all of which are directly on point.
However, allow me to point out your grammatical flaws.
#1
"Vida falls into the later of these two categories."
The word you meant to use was "latter."
#2
"If this mud slide were released..."
You don't have noun-verb agreement. Your noun, "mud slide," is singular. One mud slide. Your verb, "were," indicates a plural noun which we have established is not plural.
It would be correct if you used English, as in: "If this mud slide was released..."
#3
"from it's lycra confines..."
You used the contraction when you meant to use the possesive. This is very common and is indicative of sloppy, careless, or ignorant work.
Did you mean to say "...from it is lycra confines?" I don't think so.
Try: "...from its lycra confines..."
All of these grammatical errors are distracting from the points you're trying to make...which are totally wrong!!
Bottom line:
UR gay AND a lazy 'tard!
Vida is one of the hottest women in magazines today. You're crazy to think that her ass is too big!
Saddlebags.
I absolutely flippin' agree with all the previous comments. She has an incredible ass! Oh, damn, the things I would do to that...amazing!
Get married. That will make you appreciate that butt.
I was just talking to her, I said "Man those pants are tight, what's it take to get into em?" She said, "You can start by buying me a drink".
I must admit that she has a rockin ass and whoever wrote the filler is a moron or likes bony butts or perhaps more masculine ones
Finally a real woman w/ great tits, ass and the face is also fine....
Nicole Richie can go to hell!!!
Now, that is a nice girl with a nice ass and I hate grammatical comments because they distract us from worshipping the beauty that god has brought us!
www.godsbeauties.com
Yes, his opinions are crap and his grammar is fairly poor. However, the noun-verb agreement complaint about his grammar was off. He was using the subjunctive mood when he used the phrase "if this mud slide were released..." in that he was stating a condition contrary to fact, in this case something that may happen in the future.
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