The Working Man is a SUCKER....
Save Manny !!!
Dear all you working stiffs out there:
Please save me! My name is Manny and I don't want to be like you.
Work sucks; they expect you to be there, on time, everyday (yes even when it's nice out).
I have vowed never to support this evil institution. With your help, maybe you can save me from a life of monotony and let's not even mention responsibility.
I have decided to turn to Internet begging to support my new anti-work lifestyle. I used to see bums on the subway do it all the time when I was still a SUCKER, like you. I have decided that Internet begging will be much more efficient then your traditional subway pan-handling.
I realize that your sitting there, probably in a cubicle, bored as hell, contemplating strangling yourself with the phone cord. So in return for you supporting me and my "does nothing" philosophy I will use this website to entertain you while you work.
Doing nothing for a living will afford me plenty of time for such leisure activities as surfing the Internet and sitting at cafes all day. With the beauty of WI-FI I can even do both at the same time! I will post things on this site that I find surfing the web, so you don't have to. This site will allow you to live vicariously through me so you too can experience what it is like to do nothing for a living.
In closing let me remind you that you are already A SUCKER, you work for a living, so don't feel bad giving me a quarter (or more all donations are welcome from .01 to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000).
Thank you and God bless.
P.S.
PLEASE help me I really really don't want to work for a living.
CLICK HERE TO DONATE
DIGG THIS!
posted by Manny @ 9:47 AM
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175 Comments:
Manny,
I work helping other people and find it rewarding to do something positive with my life. I might not be making a million dollars or sitting on my couch coming up with ideas how I can be lazy but I am happy. Working stiff assumes I am dead if I work. I feel more alive working then being bored. If you sit around for the rest of your life you will not be a working stiff. You will be a stiff. Dead from pure boredom. Its your life so enjoy and you seem creative so that could be a career for you.
Your attitude against people who actually earn their living will keep plenty of people from donating.
I commend your originality and courage. The naysayers are just jealous. I wish you much success in all of your endeavors....that is, um, if you have any.
I think Gene Simmons, in the 70's wore too much makeup. I think it was all part of his act, but still, it's not exactly what I call "discreet". The makeup wore on until the 80's when he took most of it off. I hope he's doing well now. But if not, maybe he's having something good to eat.
I like posting comments on websites, if only to use the word "post". It reminds me of Nam and has me thinking about certain cereals I may or may not like. Oats, for example, are bland. Wheat works better with milk.
I'm leaving my comment. I'm not taking it with me.
I want marbled tile for a living. That way wood floor, gravel, sometimes dirt, won't take up all my time and get in the way of what I call "critical thinking"...the time between petty crime and grand theft. Tile is better because you can slide across it with socks on.
Manny has the same name as a popular music store in Manhattan. At this store you can get instruments that are instrumental in making music. And whatever you say cause anything goes in a music store.
dude,
DUDE! can i join your... um, club? actually i'm already in it by default... but i will soon be in much need of similar charity.
Whatever...
Are people really going to make donations to you, with you calling them suckers? Doesn't that defeat your purpose, rather than appealing to people's good nature, you're insulting them.
You're going to need luck, and some new insight.
See how many folks who you put down because they work to survive will feel generosity towards you... and perhaps, open your eyes and rephrase your appeal for donations. Use your mind, man - that's what God gave it to you for!
IF what you really want is a chance to use your creativity to do something with your life that is PRODUCTIVE, and gives you a feeling of being needed and making a difference in the world in which you live, contact me.
This begging idea will get very old very fast...
and be mostly fruitless.
What if I give you 250.000 to live in a cubicule (you won't have to work or be a work sucker, just a plain sucker and you might already be one) from 9 to 5 for 18 months?
"you get wet when it rains"
its all in fun loosen up a little and learn to laught at yourself, thats what it is all about
Hey,...look,...the way I see it, and I'm certain that others who have stumbled upon your site will agree;
Aside from the fact that your "originality" is worthy of a laugh or two,....
...my suggestion regarding your desire NOT to be a "working stiff" leads me to suggest that you should seriously look into becoming a "sperm donor" for you certainly are in every sense of the word,...
...you truly are a "dickhead"!!
I would like to date you. Although I can not provide for you. Broke, as well. But I am hot.
Why are most of you so angry? So NONE of you would give up working for someone else if you had the chance (or created the chance)?
I think Manny is at the very least honest. Unless you work for yourself (or work for a GOOD nonprofit organization) work DOES suck, work IS a waste of time AND time is NOT money. You can always get money back, but you can never get your time back.
I don't think Manny was all that insulting. He was attacking a system which doesn't work for a lot of us. Many workers are deceiving themselves in order to get by, and that's OK, to each his own, but I think Manny's got a point.
And, for the record, I do work. Right now I'm temping in order to transition to a life I would rather have than the office life I left.
I don't know if you are going to receive any donations, Manny, but good luck to you!
I hope you make coin. See you at avenue!
douchebag
douchebag
Sounds like you will need a partner in this courageous plight. I too wish succumed to the ways of the couch.
You are my hero and idol....anyone who loves their job is pathetic and has been brainwashed. No one loves going to work except thos ewho hate being home with their family and friends....if they even have any.
why don't you publish a fundraising thermometer so we can see how you're doing in your valiant efforts!
I dont understand how you think. I have been disabled for 22 years now and havent missed a day of work. it hurts to wake up everyday hurts bad. Help someone, donate your time to a dying kid, plant a flower and watch it grow. Dont be a hater because your to lazy. Play the game of life, you just might relize it aint so bad.
Why is everyone hating on the man? He doesn't want to work and I can't say I blame him. I wish you luck in your quest for laziness.
Why is everyone hating on the man? He doesn't want to work and I can't say I blame him. I wish you luck in your quest for laziness.
Manny,
i just wanted to leave my phone # for you, just in case you wanted to call me, for some wild sex. I currently live in Far Rockaway, Queens, but i will be moving to a much more upscale apartment in Jamaica Queens(162nd St.). If you ever need a lil massage on your Balls, or maybe a lil finger in the ass play , just call me.
917-904-9045. I miss you
You are a winner Manny! The very fact that you took hours of your life to establish this site shows how many exciting opportunities there are in your life and how many great friends you have to share them with. The rainforests are deteriorating, the moralists are castrating individuality and while some of us fight that erosion with all the hardowrk, fun, love and abandon we can muster while doing our best to work smart instead of work hard...you lay down and cry about how much the "machine" sucks and how you won't be a part of it any longer. You are the hero of tweve year old girls everywhere!
WoMan of Leisure says...
Manny I have to give it to you. Anything that makes people feel so passionately angry is commendable, not to mention some form of Cyber Art!!
I wanna know why you have many wild butt sex offers though?? To everyone out there,the guy said he wanted to sit on his arse all day not have somebody molest it!!.. (unless it's a chair of course). You are funny as hell and I have your aversion to work to thank for many a fun night out at the Big C and faraway islands where the liquor flows like water and the techno band never stops playing, see you soon x
You could get an std that way. I wouldn't bother even using pudding for it. My cousin Walter told me the best bet is to shake it twice before you put it away. Then you won't get noodles on your tingle stick!
The only way I would give you any money is if you were a stripper and you were real hot and you were a woman and you had vanity plates too.
I love a hot stripper with witty vanity plates.
Manny,
I'd like to discuss some possible business ventures with you. Specifically, media-related offerings (book, TV film). I think your onto something that might be workable (trust me, you won;t have to do any real work).
Please contact me: john@inyourdreams.com
or call
1-888-fuc-kyou
I have an idea for you.
How about you find a way to stick it to the system that oppresses everyone and keeps them addicted through bias and residual income (aka gasoline)... Instead of trying to be a leech?
BLOOD SUCKING PARASITIC LITTLE TICK
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?
IS THIS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND?
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?
BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GETTING.
I HOPE YOU CHOKE
Man-
Some people are really taking this seriously, huh? What i notice first is that while Manny is actually capable of forming a coherent, properly punctuated sentence, virtually all of the supposedly gainfully employed 'contributors to society' that spew hateful venom his way display writing skills that a child could correct. (Must be burger flippers, i guess i can see why they're bitter.) And let's not even talk about creativity in insults, the local shoolyard sees better and more varied displays of cursing.
Well you know what? Manny wins. If i had the bux, i would pay him $5 per hate mail just to piss people off. But since i don't have that much disposable income just now, i will merely raise my glass. Manny, my man, if i win the lottery, i split it with you and we cruise in style... Peace
Hey Manny,
It's Stacy, Xenia's friend...aka, your fellow celebrity in Go Out NY magazine...lol...i promised i'd check out the website...i think you have a good thing going here...if you save up enough, maybe you can move to Greece and just drink coffee all day...i think that's what i'm gonna do with my life. Either that, or stay a student FOREVER.
ooo...PS...i forgot to add, say hi to your brother for me...lol
I give you credit Manny, no money, but all the credit you deserve. Keep up the good work(?) and all the best. Signed, an admirer in Spain
manny you are my lord...I kiss the cook but only if it is you who is doing the cooking...
There's no way in hell that I would donate a penny to your lazy ass. Calling people suckers also doesn't help the cause. The idea is original, but if you just sit around your whole life waiting for handouts, life will pass you by. Just because some people have crappy jobs and work their asses off, doesn't make them bad people. Many people are trying to provide for their families, even if it does involve busting their ass or having a boring job. Besides, someone has to do the boring/hard labor jobs.
Manny, I too don't work, and spend all the whole day long surfing the net, that's how I found this site. How do I do it, without stooping to begging? Simple,I live off my investments. Where did I get the money from to invest? Simple, I went to work & earned it. You too can do this, then on the other hand, if a million people gave you just 1 penny a piece, you would get let's see: 100 pennies in a dollar, 1000 in a tenner, 10,000 in a hundred,100,000 in a thou, and a million in ten K. So you would get 10 K, not too bad. That;s actually more than I get, maybe I will start a begging blog as well, that way I can compete with you, and maybe even trade websites. I could go on for quite a bit more, but I feel that if anybody has actually read this to this point, that I have wasted quite enough of both their time and mine. Adios
u dorks... you can hate on his cause all you want but by by visiting his site you helped up his traffic and by posting you prolonged your stay thus making his site stickier.
way to go! lol
god bless ya manny. living off blogging is way better than being in an office. my life rocks and i know u can relate! slackers unit!
Hi Manny, My lifestyle is very similar to yours. I am in love with my soulmate. I live off of mine and other people's taxes. I think if everybody lived like this, I think there would be less money available for weaponry. My brother Mark doesn't like the people he works for, but he does like what he does at work when he goes to work; I am very happy for him. He must have a cup of BLACK coffee in the morning or there will be hell to pay. There is nothing quite like taking 2 1/2 hours for breakfast in the morning while reading the bangkok post then going to get a foot massage.
ciao
Faule Sau!
Hey guyz and grlz, i dont know why I r so pissed off at manny? He just said whats true. Work for others SUCKS, and we all are SUCKERS! Beleieve it or not. Working in some shitty restaurant for $10 an hour sucks..working as a taxi driver sucks..working as a cleaning lady sucks..so get over it.
I will not give him money, but he did say the truth and nothing but the truth.
If many was some dumb big tit blonde, who begs for money to payout her credit card, or just some chick that lets you peep through her webcam while she is walking nude in her appartment most of you would part of your $5 or so..but not for manny i guess. I dont see any difference.
I'm not that much of a leech off society, that donation will be forwarded to the victims of katrina...
You're officially my idol. I hate working, anyone who says they enjoy it is deluding themselves. But I'm a student, so I think I'll just slowly put myself into debt (35 grand and counting) and then flee the country.
I wonder how communist china is this time of year.
Rock on.... Hero....Rock...ON
Stop, you're killing me (please note: "you're" as in "you are"- get it people?)
Hey man.
Good job aye. I thought I was the laziest person in the world but u proved me wrong. Keep it up.
MANNY 4 PRESIDENT!!!!!
greetz from holland
i must give you props. if you are actually getting any money from people, then more power too you. i'm not donating cuz i myself have very little cash. but i think what u r doing is awesome. if people think u'r a douchebag, then ur a douchebag thats smarter than them.
Manny you are the truth baby! I dont work myself but theres always a way to get cash or whatever else you need! I would like to go out with you I bet you are my type. I am really hot (and I would rock your world baby!!)
Your site rocks. Here's $2.
Most of you fucking people are blind! What do you live in a cave? 98% of working people are suckers who in all reality are no smarter than a drone bee. As for the other 2% I'm happy for you! Congratulations! Your living life the way it should be. There is something terribly wrong with the way we capitalize on peoples lives. It’s a facade people. Wake up and smell the Java! Capitalism is all about the money and not yours or mine but the Mans (The Big Cheese, Head Honcho, Numero Uno, and The Boss Man)! I'm a working class hero myself (Give a listen to John Lennon's: "A working class hero is something to see" and open your eyes) and the only thing I do is make enough money so I can scrape by in order to show up for work the next day so my ASSHOLE boss can make more money or at least much more than me. The bottom line is: WORK SUCKS when you’re not doing what you love and no good comes from making someone else rich unless they are truly sharing the benefits with you and the rest of the good people. Anyone (including working people) who thinks he or she is making a difference in the world by just working is A FUCKING LOSER WHO PROBABLY THINKS THAT THIS WORLD ACTUALLY GIVES 2 SHITS ABOUT THEM!!!!!! Oh, and most of them probably voted for BUSH too! (PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR BUSH ARE/WERE INGNORANT LOSERS WHO THINK/THOUGHT THAT GOD (IS GONNA/WOULD) SAVE THEM FROM THERE TUPIDITY) READ MY LIPS YOU LOSERS WHO PUT MANNY DOWN: "Unless your job actually helps alleviate the suffering of ALL HUMANITY you are just a greasy cog in the rich mans engine." And remember this: There is no such thing as a happy wise man, because a truly smart person knows that the suffering of this world excluding the cruel Natural world is due mostly to rich assholes that do whatever they want and leave a mess behind them; And the people who make them rich by working for them! I understand what Manny is trying to do! Good Luck Manny! There is a difference in not wanting to work for the man and being truly lazy. And obviously if you look at Manny's web site, he is not lazy!
whats up gasman, great site with some solid womens
Truth is that most people are unquestioning sheep.
They will waste 15-20 years at a crappy job before even considering another option....or even a different job.
Work is an institution which clearly draws you in and makes you compelled to continue...in much the same way as prison, for example.
It's easier than you think to set up your own business...and you'll never feel bad for working 80 hours a week.
dipshit, your new job just became begger, because it will take effort and you may be compensated (by dipshits) this is the definition of work. congrats on your new job, working stiff
Actually, my philosophy in life is "Do what you love, and you will never work a day in your life."
I am loving what I'm doing and don't consider it work. When I say the Working Man's A Sucker, I'm referring to individuals that hate what they do and just do it for the pay check.
I was having a "quarter life crisis" when I started this website and working on it has helped me realize that work isn't what I needed saving from but rather a decision that would have made me a miserable working stiff like you...
It's all going into the SaveManny.com screenplay I'm working on. So Hollywood if your listening I got a great story for you, holla at your boy!
If everyone else would do thier part, the fact that I am not doing my part would be of no significance
I like your style Manny, and in as much as I have plenty of money, I decided to share some of it with you. However it is hidden in a unique place. Somewhere nobody would ever look. I hid it in the Chicago Police lock-up in th 11 Dist. It is the easiest place in the world to get to. All you have to do is walk up to a Chicago cop and punch him in the nose. After you recover from your numerous injuries, and they put you in the lock-up, ask for cell number # 3. It is hidden behind the toliet. $150.000.00, and it is all yours.
I sincerely hope this is all a joke!...
Manny,
I am in a similar situation. I don't have an aversion to work but I got to love it. I chucked my job in US and returned to my home country. It's been 6 months and I can't find a job that I am looking for. I am too choosey and it aint about the money.
And yes most working men and women are suckers. So, stick to your guns.
I appreciate websites like yours, especially such as controversial as it was a couple weeks ago.. WAY TO GO ON THE JENNIFER ANNISTON NUDES!
nope not really, thanks man, imma headin to monte carlo
I work, I like my job and have a perfect relationship with my boss, sexually and in every other way.... but then, I own the company.
Lotsa luck, Manny.
pants!
Trust me Manny, I have planty like you all around me and they kinda all begin to suck....really baaaaad....:))))
ASU's hottest girls would love to help you Manny, check them out at www.tempe12.com
Funny, we seem to have the same goals in life. In the meantime, I'm working for a living. Just sayin'
Ha ha ha, funnier than the actual post are the responses to it. You ought to make a graph of the ratio of self-righteous bitches trying to "improve" your life versus those just all-around pissed off.
Good luck.
God Bless you, Manny! You are a true American Hero! Now, go out there and... do nothing!
Save Manny we at http://www.millionairehelp.com
Enjoys your site so much that we are giving you a free beg website!
In America we are largely defined by others on the basis of our occupation.
How do you believe you are perceived by others?
Well, here's a lot of feedback.
Rethink your choice, and the immediate and future consequences.
I worked for many years at several different occupations. I became disabled with COPD, and now I know that all that working was bad for me. Not that I make much money now, but my needs are few and I can make enough to support myself with very little actual work. Had I done this before I became disabled I would doubtless be far happier today, and possibly a whole lot healthier, as well. You made the right choice. None of the people I used to work for help me now. They could care less. It's OK, though. I get by, and now I have a fiber optic internet connection, too!!
Hey Manny, I've been doing bugger all but playing pc games and surfing porn on the ney for several years now too. keep up the good non-work buddy.
haha..we hav the same sin...sloth..thats fi\or sure..but..in order to life and survial...u got to give somethings to gain wht u want..
Very... Fucking... funny..
I really liked the ones guys idea to make a graph, showing all the ppl who are pissed off, thinking this story is acctually serious, and taking it personal...
Kuddos, life is too short to spend working...right?
Dear Manny,
If laziness=happiness and happiness=success then laziness=success.
In the conformist achievement- oriented society in which we live, you are one of the few who realizes amotivaltional syndrome is a virtue. All the naysayers are jealous fucktards.
Love, Jesus
hey i agree that u should not have to work but y should i give u my money cuz u dont want to work lol so keep up the good jod lol and make more vidios
Manny for you, Manny! I'm with you 100 percent. I am personally sending you half my tax return which amounts to over 5000 dollars! The check is in the mail! Really! No, it truly is. Should be there within the week.
Hey Manny,
You seem to have stirred everyone’s passions!
I think everyone has somewhat of a Peter Pan Syndrome within themselves – some burry it deeper than others. All these idiots who are so pissed off at you have lost touch with everything that makes life fun. You have to allow a part of you to remain forever young or you might as well be dead.
I personally want to thank you; I think you provide an important service. You remind us that there is another way; that you can do your own thing and have fun, and that you don’t have to be miserable.
I get the whole “Quarter life crises” thing – think I’m going through it myself and I miss college.
I was just laid off from a job I hated – and i thanked my stars - it was a wake up call. I don’t want to go back to work – it sucks!!!!
Sorry can’t donate anything; but I wish you luck.
You’re going to get that screenplay out there; there is a hunger for material like yours – at least among people in our generation who don’t want to take other people’s shit.
Anyway, I think you rock!
Keep having fun.
Cat
All you're doing is living the dream. The only reason why there are so many haters, is becuase they believe that they are holier than thou.
Well FUCK THEM!
I have a desk job, and leave it up to people like you to keep me entertained during my dull (work) period. I'm not going to donate, because if I donated to every site that was a source of entertainment, I'd need a second job. Hope you get rich.
You go, my son. Good on ya.
Tee hee... he said "stiffs"
Honest... STOP HATING ON MANNY... Don't be mad because he's right. All you losers out there at your desk jobs thank you, because you make the world go round. Without people like you it would be impossible for people like Manny and I to do what we want to in life. Enjoy it the way I want and not waste away 43 years at a F*CKING CUBICAL! Thanks Manny and keep up the good work LOSERS!!! HAHAHA
(P.S. Thats me laughing all the way to the bank because I have an online business and I make LOTS of money off idiots like you, while your online feeding into my business, I'm on the beach in the South Pacific with hot broads on my nuts!)
Enjoy Live!,
Manny Supporter
The number of people that do not understand the difference between "your" and "you're" amazes me. How many people actually went to elementary school? Learn the difference all of you working stiffs. To quote from some painful person's response.. "Your a dunbass!", should actually read "You're a dunbass!" "You're = you are." Learn it.
So, just out of curiosity, have you gotten any money?
Manny is a pothead who on last 420 decided all he wanted was to surf porn and poke smot...
-SofaKingJesse
dude... u are soo my idol!!! ur totally living the dream so live it up to the freaking maximun extremities!!!
from a bored dude who's dream is to own the play boy mansion,
peace to my home slice from the cheesy side of the pizza pie!
manny,
ive decided to sing you a part of my favorite christmas carol...
well here it goes...
*get a job u bum-bum-bum bummmmm,
*money dont grow on trees u bum-bum-bum bummmmm...
screw crystal meth! i think that im just going to have to go and
"poke smot"
ok i have a question!!! soo yeah umm r u related to manny the mammoth from ice age by any chance??? maybee??? no??? ok well byebye
i have gas and i'm farting. it feels so good.
I love you.
I can't afford to donate. My effing bosses don't pay me enough. Your best off out of this BS. Fill your time bringing good to the world. All the best dude.
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
hey, hey, hey!
tra la la la la la.....
You people really need to get a life. Manny is probably laughing his head off.
i have to say you have realy brightened up my day, not the part that you wrote (which by the way i must congratulate you on an absolutely wonderfull idea) but the fact that you had such a huge effect on people. Amazing they either hate you or love you but in both cases to the extreem!!. Well while i am sure there are some crazy ppl out there willing to donate money to you i will not as i cannot. Havent a single penny to my name, am drowning in debts just trying to bring up my baby and that is why i have to work. Sad i know given that i live in a country that has got nearly year round sun and i cannot enjoy as i have to be in my office to clothe and feed my baby. But at least i get to be with him when i finish my 9-5, so i dont mind being a 'sucker'. If someone out there does have money to donate so that i can pay at least some of my debts though so i can spend a little more time with my baby then it would be greatly appreciated. I would just like to add that the debts i refer to are not from 'wild living' but from the fact that all my money goes on medical bills for my baby
jo
I was like you. I liked it a lot but then I grew older and now that I am 30 I started to work :-)
You are not lazy, look at this site! You are looking for an easy life, allowing no one to tell what you MUST do.
As I told you, I was like you.
It's your choice to stay that way or change completely. I guess you end up like me starting to work one day :-)
Good luck and remember my words: RISK IS FUN!
If you know how to use the internet and if you get attention of this much people you are succesfull and you are not lazy you are doing what you like. I admire you. Here is another way to make money seen the revver.com I strongly beleive you can make more money with your videos than all of your adds on your web site.
Ozgur
May you be run over by a dog walker with 20 Presa Canarios on leash who will fight to strip the flesh from your bones. Then, may you be reincarnated as Porfirio Rubirosa's cast-off polo pony, gelded, out to pasture with a harem of luscious mares, all in perpetual heat.
like the homeless man with the sign, "give me money for beer," you're funny. and still poor.
Jesus loves you Manny. Accept him as your personal saviour and you will find life more than fulfilling. Join me at the weekly crucifixion re-enactments. We're always looking for fresh vic... meat... uh... volunteers to serve in the army of the Lord. You get to be jabbed in the side with sharp sticks and suck vinegar off a sponge on a pole!
all I can say is LOL. I don't know what's funnier the people that are with you or the people that are saying screw you!!
Manny - I don't use Paypal, so please post your full home address here & I will be sure you get something.
Signed,
Rich (aka Dick) Sucker
Good Luck in you Venture...and in the Home Run Derby! You should cut your hair tho...say Hi to Papi!
I say, Follow your Heart! My heart says, Api, keep your money. Also, beans are a cheap source of protein.
I clicked all the ad's i could find.
Like you, im not a sucker
Wow. Way too many people took that personally. While I am not a sucker, that also leaves me with no money and thus nothing to give to your worthy charity. The fact that all those bitching read this blog seriously undercuts their complaints, when you think about it. This blog is still going, so I suppose the ads on the site are paying off. Congrats to you, noble visionary.
haha...At least your honest, work does suck for most people. I'd rather spend all day with my friends for the one I loved and be a bum, than go somewhere where the work is repititive. Just me though, I enjoy my friends and family, and don't let too much bother me. Anyway, Good luck Manny
Dude, Manny, you are some kind of god, did you know that? This is the best idea... ever. As a sucker myself, I have every intention to move on, mostly through enlisting other suckers and building a mountain of suckers until all I do for a 'living' is sit down at my desk for an hour a day, making the schedual for other suckers to work for me so that I can sit on my ass, devouring more Sub-Way than fuckin' Jerry. Not the vegi ones either. No no no. I'm talking a custom sandwich, my friend. Salami, peperoni, ham, turkey, roast beef, Those chicken strips, or the breast, not sure yet... extra bacon and shredded cheese. I've already decided my death will not be as a sucker. I will die via flaming motorcycle into Trump Tower at age 29 years, 355 days, 23 hours and 57 minutes. I want to give myself three minute, because I might not burn to death, ya know?
...
Er. Anyhow. Manny, you're a hero. I salute you, and when Morivan rules all, I won't have you executed.
Wow people are special...Just read some of these comments...We are all doooooomed
get a life beyatch, tho i must say i like passing time on this website.
Funny how us "suckers" are the ones with the money. Kinda makes you seem like the sucker, eh?
I just sent you $1,000,000. Use it wisely
I'LL KICK YOUR AAAASSSSSSSS!!!!
Shame, poor guy. His computer is the only thing he has in his life, don't get angry at the poor stront-vir-breins (this is for the dude that call the rest of us uncreative. who gives a shit what you think. shame, no life, no money, no love, and then you call us suckers? dude, get a girlfriend (or not). i feel sorry for you, my job rocks, i get paid to have fun. will think of you everytime i swipe my card. poor basterd.
Manny,
Way to go pal! You might not feel like working, but let me tell you something "You are, Pal". Nothing says successfull blog like hundreds of comments to a post.
Tyler
I've been visiting your site for the last few months, and I think it absolutely rocks...
how do we know how much money this guys made? you should be keeping track and letting us all know.
I just read a lot of the comments and all I have to say is:
BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!
Seems Manny is making a lot of fans. Come to my site folks. I don't bombard you with bullshit ads and I sure as hell don't "beg" for your money. I update every day with quality content that you actually want to see.
Spam? You bet your ass my friends.
I'm only posting as evidence I was here when I get called to the tribunal !
The bums will always lose Lebowski
Wonderful and informative web site.I used information from that site its great.
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You sound like a boring, demotivated, gutless pansy. Can you believe some people ask for donations for causes such as cancer and aids?! i had trouble taking you seriously at first,
MAN... YOU'RE A LOOSER
At least he can spell. "Loser".
CUM BUBBLE!
haha your a legend, i wish i had thought of that!! All of you out there "i love my job" plebs, either your a rockstar or a dustman, noone loves there jobs unless they get payed big bucks for fuck all, or are helping poor little spaztic mongoloid children eat thru a plastic straw, but even that gets annoyin when they spaz out and spit on you... anyway good luck manny!
hi, my name is aaron and i do work for a living. i own a small general contracting company. i love what i do, but if i could think of an idea like this or something of the sort, i would. all those people are just jealous. keep up the good work.
Manny is a legend. Who gives a fuck if he is making money off of ads.
You can see that he really is a loser. I mean for the ads he has on this site, the layout is horrible. I have seen way better sites to have people donate money. How about savetoby.com? These guys are bums but were smart. Unlike you, you're just sad and pathetic trying to make a site through the blogger template. That's what I hate about these automatic templates that help retards like him to make a worthless site. Good luck trying to have people donate.
hi,
I want to go on a missions trip to haiti but am unable to pay. my email is mboden03431@yahoo.com if anyone would be kind enough to donate contact me please !!!!
thank you
whats up. how I can advertise for free money assistance from anyone. My reasons are different than yours. i actually am a single father out of work due to a broken ulna bone. my financial status is horrible with no medical coverage. My bills are piling up with no assistances.
send info joshuaconverse@yahoo.com
sorry wrong email it is conversejoshua@yahoo.com
hey manny mano!.if every sucker paid a dollar for a comment on here,you would have it madein the shade.by the way are you rich yet?
I also need help and donations. I can not afford to get my breast implants removed and have a breast reduction. It was a dumb decision I made years ago and I want to reverse it. How do I get help in paying for this?
38ddd,
Send some pictures and a write up, I'll post them and we will ask for help and include your paypal email for donations.
Best,
Manny
SaveManny.com
somebody please gives me five thousand dollars for a cup of coffee?
Wicked Manny,
You certainly seem to have touched a nerve and for that you deserve some applause. Calling people suckers is bound to upset a few but I think it's because they realise there's some truth in there ... that's why they're so upset.
I've haven't had a job in about 20 years and i find it quite satisfying. Of the people I know that work most seem to get bored pretty quickly and then wish they weren't working sooo..
Hey, I get paid for surfing n reviewing this and all other E! sites for men and women, girls and boys.
Hey man
fuck you for thinking of this before me! Good luck! If i ever - and i promise you this- have extra money that doesn't go to booze or rent, I'll throw some your way. I decided that I didn't want an office either, but you found the best method! good luck!
hey
so as far as an original idea goes, i'm not sure that "mooch" belongs to you but personally i hope you do get some people to give you money. if i could get people to give me money i'd take a shot at it too, but i don't know how to make a website. best of luck to you, i hope you can get people to give you money. personally, i wouldn't give you a penny, only a complete dumbass would give you money, but i hope it works out well for you because someone of your caliber of laziness couldn't cut it in the real world anyway.
good luck!
Manny,
I will put you on a salary plus bonus of $10.00/week. Duties include- 1.Cleaning the lint from my bellybutton
2.Chewing my toenails when they get long
3.Licking the fumunda cheese from under my sack.
Bonus money can be attained by cleaning the shit stains from my mold infested underwear.
To Manny I say congrats on thinking outside of the box and wish I would have thought of it. To everyone else I say "you're" means "you are"...not "your." Elementary school grammar, folks.
Great. Hope you get a lot of cash.
Greetings from Kingdom of Denmark
enjoy it while u can..ur obviously intelligent enuf to find some other way of conning the general public....when this goes stale...i done it for 15yrs so screw it till it bleeds good luck
There is no escape, except DEATH!
Hey Manny, you share our sentiments exactly.
Hope the coin is really rolling in now.
Couldn't spare us fifty quid could you?
With our best wishes
Charles and Camilla
Well Manny, based on all of the comments that have been posted, looks like you are gonna have to get a job after all! LOL. Anyway, I am working and have hit a few bumps in the road. Check out my page at: http://helpasmallbusiness.com
Regardless, it was an entertaining read. Good luck to ya!
Oh I dont see what all the fuss is about. I think its a swell idea. I would do it if I knew how! Not because Im lazy but I just want to make it through school without my cell phone being shut off every week. WTG MANNY! email me at rachelgmwest@hotmail.com :)
At 10:32 PM, Anonymous said...
>If you left a post, your a sucker.
OMG! Posting a comment to say those who post comments are suckers. Now that is funny.
Remember the adage: people who live in glass houses should not throw stones, play with BB guns, play hide-n-seek...or something like that.
must be your lucky day mate..
i won a small fortune in the brisbane lottery yesterday..
ill ppd 5000 australian dollars, not as much as america, but youll figure it out :)
I like work.
Vote Republican!
Awesome dude. I applaud you. It's sort of ironic that people (the same ones who enjoy your site, no doubt) will take the time out of their day, to insult you. I bet some of those, are people who don't have the balls to change their life and not just be one of the herd.
I hope that the donation I made will help you in your endeavor to not succumb and conform to the pressures of our corporate society.
And for all you people who feel the need to insult Manny -- as the old hip-hop adage goes; "Don't hate the player, hate the game!".
Keep it real Manny.
I just like buying those little bottles of skyy vodka and driving around drinking. I wouldn't want work to affect my drinking
I feel sorry for Sadaam Hussein
How does positraction on a Dodge work. It just does
Keep fighting the good fight.
I hear that Paypal charges a $.30 minimum charge. So if you donate a penny, this guy gets charged $.29. So for a 100 donations of $.01, who could be the real "sucker?"
this is a slow paced bunch of bullsnappo
This site sucks, once or twice a wweek he links to daily POA and thats it. I can go directly to Daily POA and save the clicks.
I'll fool you up real nice.
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
Hoş.
Real adult entertainment at WatchMyDVDs.com.
My farts smell like peanut butter.
I am really interested to know if anyone actually donated money to you! rachelhope6@yahoo.com
rachelhope26@yahoo.com that is...oops
You are really funny. I hope those that got upset can learn to find the humour in what you are doing. Reminds me of this person who took ads out in newspapers -many tears ago-it said
Please send $1.00 cash onlt to...(p.o. box addresss). Turns
out thousands of people sent $1.00.
He was investigated and they proved the guy actually broke no laws. He simply asked for money with no promise of anything for it.
mannnyyy come back
Very worthwhile piece of writing, thank you for this article.
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