Nick Lachey Really Likes Big Boobs
Nick Lachey's rebound piece is former Miss Kentucky 2002, Elizabeth Arnold. Judging from these candid shots of her shopping, it's safe to say that Nick is a breast man. Elizbeth's assets might even be nicer than Jessica's and we all know what a lovely pair she has. It doesn't seem that Nick ever concentrates on anything than the boobs though because although she's cute, she's really not that hot.
I see hotter bottle whores out nightly that he easily could have picked up. For those of you who don't know, bottle whores are a fascinating breed of animal whose natural environment is the club. Much like a vulture who spots a dead carcass in the wild, a bottle whore who spots a man with a bottle in a club will circle the table and swoop in for the kill. The only difference is vultures use talons to hook their meat while the bottle whore uses her cleavage. When both animals are done feasting they fly away leaving nothing more than the bones (and maybe some cranberry juice)...
posted by Manny @ 7:37 AM
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49 Comments:
she looks like shes fifty.
MOMMMY! Please come home!
a kentuckian sophia loren?
f*** her age! The tits are GREAT !!!
She's hideous! Her eyebrows are severely overplucked and her face is simply frightening. Please God let this just be a rebound f*ck and do not...I repeat...DO NOT allow Nick to settle down with this monstrosity.
she is 100 times better than Jessica what's her name who was an immensely plain woman with died hair, fake boobs and nothing upstairs. good move nick!
yeah thats what im talkin about bigens great big titties and their always better when their bought because u know how much their worth
Nick is the man. Nick's got a fever. And big tits are the prescription. She looks dirty. Nice move!
maybe she just has a really great personality
Why nitpick? She's probably a million times hotter than you could get anyway. Sheesh....
This chick just sreams high maintenance and baggage...
but hell I've done worse.
BUUUTTTEERRFACE.....
Correction: nick lachey really likes manly women with big fake tits
My dick must be mad at her tits cause he keeps spitting at them!
Captain Foamy's Comedy Utopia!
I did it again
can you say BUTTER FACE?
Her?
Yea, she's really funny.
too bad he couldn't be a face man.
Nothing wrong with big tittied MILFs.
Awesome, so that's what the lucky rebound skank from Jessica Simpson looks like. Good to know, for when Jessica and I break up.
No matter what you say, she's got big old boobs and Nick is getting some. You're probably not. Way to go nick!!!!!
She's perfect for him. He get's to keep the big titties, without the hassle of that inferiority complex!! She's a pitching wedge though. (she looks good from 50-100 yards)
NO ASS JUST LIKE JESSICA, NICK MUST LUV FUCKING ASS BONE, GET A BATTER ONE I CAN, MISS KENTUCKY? SHE MUST HAVE SUM HEAD GAME FOR THE JUDGES
Anyone who says they wouldn't hit it is either A)Dumb or B)Gay
I would pump her tits until I coated her face liberally with baby batter.
Trust me, my fiance looks like she's fifty... that chick is hot.
I went to the same high school as this chick, Adair County High School in Columbia, Kenticky, and she told everybody she was going out with Nick, even before him and Jessica split up.
"her eyebrows are everly overplucked"
??? wtf not hey aren't
they are plucked properly, I've seen way thinner gross eyebrows and I've seen way bigger gross eyebrows. You must preffer the latter. Hers are fine, they look proffesionally done, that's what they're supposed to look like.
I would looooooove to put my face in them and shake my head back and forth and go ttthhhhhhbbbbbbbbtttt!!!!!!!
Wow... I know Lizzie and those pics aren't too flattering. She's a beautiful girl and has a great rack, always has. I say good for Nick Lachey... I think she jsut has too much make up on in those pics, I'd still NAIL her... again.
damn, that's enough to make a hungry baby cry. She does look like she's made of plaplaydough though.
Her eyes and nose are too big, and her skin is wrinkled around her eyes, her make up is cakey. She looks like an old woman.
She has acne on her cheeks, and a bad nose. Jessia is a beauty queen compared to her. Jessica's mother looks better than her.
just worry if she gots a hole to be nailed and thats it! come on! wat do u expect? a peenus?
HAHAHHA! Holy crap, I went to highschool with that girl. I never talked to her so I dont know what she's like, but she looks a lot older than her age in those pictures. SHe's only in her mid-early 20's!
yeah....i screwed her right after gym class...
Who gives a SHIT what she looks like. ANYTHING is better than that peroxide blonde, plastic titted, can sing for shit slut he called a wife!!
Damn straight. Jessica totally trashed "These Boots Are Made For Walking". And we've all seen pics of her with no makeup. She's fuckin' horrid....
I would so be over that like a rash.
Hell Nick has taste in some big tittied ladies.
I like to talk about stool.
wow are u guys kidding? i think shes adorable
I kind of feel like Jim Carrey in the Me myself and Irene movie
that bitch has huge tits
she is not ugyl!!! her eye brows are like perfect! i think shes really pretty
I like her boobs, I think she lives in my neighborhood. (I live in Lexington)
better than jessica
what the heck are all these hoes on here nit-picking every little thing about this girl. Granted, shes not the hottest piece of ass out there, but shes not bad at all. She has a nice body (not skin and bones like Jessica got after she did Dukes of Hazzard...ick), and amazing tits. If i had a dick, i'd do her.
Holy crrapp id so take this chick over jessica just kuz blondes u just date and fling with the brunnettes are the opnes you marry.
Damn......nevermind her age..... Suck those titties dry Nick! Whoooah! Succulent Succulent Momma Jammas!
wow such a beautiful boobs v love them
Mostly it's too bad that the rest of us in society won't leave these people alone to at least attempt to live a slightly normal life. Oh well, they usually get paid well for their trouble!
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