Jessica Alba - Mark Liddell Photoshoot
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, God I love Jessica. I'll tell you what I don't love, pasties!!!
posted by Manny @ 11:25 PM
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20 Comments:
She's like a poor man's Natalie Portman.
She better get naked, because she can't act and has NO brain. I have heard her speak on the red carpet. She should use her mouth to suck and not speak.
why dont yall shut the hell up...she's beautiful. Let's see what you guys look like before you judge her.
portman is nowhere near as hot as alba
nowhere
"She's like a poor man's Natalie Portman."
Except better looking and not as goos an actress.
She's wearing pasties in the photos.
Those are pretty horrible pictures, what silly poses. She does kinda look like Portman in pic 1, but of course taller, browner and less talented.
Natalie is not that talented(did you see those horrible Star Wars movies) and she as crap doesn't come close to Jessica in the looks department.
You can't blame natalie for being crap in the Star Wars movies. Its not like the script was all that good.
You're crazy, I think pastries are delicious!!
Wait wait wait, let's compare some portman/alba films in our minds here and see who can act out of a wet paper bag. Methinks Miss. Alba will be picking chunks out of her hair for weeks...
Can you all stop picking on both of them?
I like the striped pajamas
>poor man's Natalie Portman?
That little mousy flat ass and chested little prissy twit?
Alba is a bimbo but Portman speaks english as if its a foreign language as well as giving Leelee Sobieski a run for title of 'most in love with her own press'.
Portman and Alba?
Not even close unless its in tel aviv.
I think Natalie Portman's a much better actress, and, as has already been said, the Star Wars movies are not known for their good acting... Most everybody in those movies seems rather emotionless most of the time, and I attribute that to the direction.
Anyway, although Natalie has Jessica beaten in the acting department, Jessica wipes the floor with her when it comes to exotic beauty and a killer body... Though Natalie is still one of my favorites, and Jessica has gotten too thin recently.
I wish they'd both find an In-N-Out burger and eat something other than lettuce. If I was a gay priest, I guess I'd find Natalie Portman hot, only because she looks like a school boy. Jessica used to be hot, but now I'm afraid one of her ribs would pop out and puncture my heart like an angry stingray.
I miss women with curves, when will they start eating again?
GORGEOUS girl!
Played-out piece of meat...
Is there still something original out there???
WOW! :)
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A POOR MAN'S NATALIE PORTMAN - HA THAT'S A FUCKIN JOKE and so is the ASSHOLE who wrote that! Natalie is a stuck up rich jew girl!
So I guess if I had my choice of being poor and having Jessica Alba I'll take her any day!
BTW - KMA
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