Micheal Vick Is An Idiot

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was reluctant to throw away his 20-ounce water bottle at a Miami International Airport security checkpoint Wednesday morning.

The reason, police say: The plastic bottle had a secret compartment that, when opened, had a dark residue and a pungent odor of marijuana.

Sure let me smuggle the pot in the WATER bottle. Has he not heard about this ban on LIQUIDS in your carry on? It's only been plastered all over the tv, radio and Internet for the last 6 months.

Listen up millionaire athletes, I'm sure you already have an entourage and if you don't get one and make them smuggle the pot...