December 17, 2005

Why Cheerleaders Make The Perfect Woman...

Part of the sex appeal of the Coors Light Twins, is the fact they are cheerleaders. This made me stop for a minute and think about what makes these sexy sirens just so appealing. I've come up with the top ten reasons (in no particular order) of why a cheerleader is the perfect woman:

1. They all have great Pom Pom's.

2. They always wear short skirts no matter how cold it is.

3. They encourage you to look up their skirts with their leg kicks and cartwheels.

4. They work on Sunday's so you can stay home alone with your friends to watch football.

5. They know about sports.

6. Their uniform can be used in many situations from Halloween to bed.

7. One word, flexibility.

8. They lift and hold their friends by the crotch.

9. These friends are other cheerleaders.

10. They shower together in the locker room.

As a bonus, check out these smoking Tampa Bay cheerleaders!

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3 Comments:

At 6:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Abbs of steal on one of those girls...WoW !!

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing my wife was looking over my shoulder because I did not see that there was text also...

 
At 2:23 PM, Blogger Razorbuzz said...

I love them! :-O

 

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