Jesus Spoke To Me Today

Dear Manny,

If laziness=happiness and happiness=success then laziness=success.
In the conformist achievement - oriented society in which we live, you are one of the few who realizes amotivaltional syndrome is a virtue. All the naysayers are jealous fucktards.

Love,
Jesus

Read what other people think of my life of leisure here (and trust me it's not as positive as Jesus.)

P.S. I'm not sure if this was written by The Drunken Stepfather but check him out anyway he is hysterical (NSFW)...